Derby urban dictionary

Derby urban dictionary DEFAULT

noun, human detritus, esp. with perverse connotations.

Singular and plural are identical denoting a substance, as with water.
Phonetically it is a corrupted form of "debris" perhaps combined with "dirty", i.e. debris + dirty = derby.

1 - He couldn't help at first being repulsed by the crack-whore as he handed her the crumpled $10 bill, even though he knew he would be submerged in her rancid derby soon enough.

2 - She went back to work in the kitchen after using the bathroom without so much as washing the derby from her hands.

by hypomnesis October 06, 2009

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A game played on either a flat track or banked track. Members of both teams wear quad skates and circle the track in packs. The pack for each team consists of a pivot and three blockers. There is also a jammer for each team on the track who tries to score points by passing opposing blockers.

The pivots job is to keep control of the pack speed. The blockers job is to keep the opposing jammer from getting through the pack and to assist their own jammer through.

{Roller derby or derby is played in two minute increments called jams. Jams continue for a twenty minute period. There are three periods in a bout.

Roller derby is a full contact sport, where players are encouraged to knock down their opponents by hitting them (also called blocking). Each league maintains their own rules of blocking.

The history of roller derby spans from the 1930's, to the present. In it's current incarnation, it is typically an all-female sport, and the vast majority of roller derby leagues play on a flat track. Play between flat track leagues is governed by the Women's Flat Track Derby Association, or WFTDA who impose rules of the sport and the league for membership. There are currently (as of October 2006) over 500 flat and banked track leagues around the world, most of which are DIY all-female leagues who govern themselves. Each league can impose it's own standards and rules for inner league play.

Roller derby can also be used as an adjective to describe a tough girl, or an activity that is aggressive and rough.

Women who play roller derby are often called derby girls or rollergirls.

Roller derby is one of the few women's sports that allow women to be aggressive and tough.

Roller derby, bitches!

That is so roller derby!

by Cat O'Ninetails October 25, 2006

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a sport on skates!! its played on either a bank track or flat track by mostly females of all types! first there are four blockers from each team which consists of the pivot...yes the pivot is a blocker too. the pivot controls the speed of the pack and tells the other blockers where they want them on the track to form an affective "wall"!! then there is 1 jammer from each team. the jammer is the one that scores the points. (one point for each blockers hips she passed of the opposing team) the blockers form the "wall" to keep the opposing jammer from getting through the pack and letting their jammer through. the jammer to get through the pack first is the lead jammer. the lead jammer has the ability to call off the jam to keep the other jammer from scoring any points!! if a jammer is sent to the penalty box this is called a "power jam" which the jammer that is on the track will continuously skate the track to score as many points as she possibly can until she is joined by the opposing teams jammer!! it truly is a great sport and if you think its all lesbians with beer belly's then you are highly misinformed!! go check out your local team and talk to some of the girls!! you may end up joining the fun yourself!! there is a mutual understanding and sisterhood that comes along with derby.

i have no examples of roller derby!! go watch a bout!! its the only way to really learn the sport!!

by ladycupcake1983 March 24, 2013

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The most common definition of this proper noun is the Los Angeles restaurant frequented by stars of the silver screen in the 30's and 40's. This restaurant was named after the original Brown Derby that was opened in 1926 in Malvern, NY. I would like to make you aware that this term now refers to an act between a man an a woman. While said act could physically take place between two males, the term Brown Derby refers to a heterosexual treat that some lucky men regularly receive on their anniversaries after getting their lovely spouses soused.

Its derivation is twofold. The least graphic metaphor being that the purple helmet may take on a brown hue during the act. The second centers around the word Derby, in the context of a demolition derby where two objects are rammed into each other causing some amount of damage to the object with less momentum.

Well how the hell did she get pregnant if he only gave her a brownderby??

by Ant'ny November 09, 2006

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A demolition derby is supposed to be a kind of race in old beaten-up cars where it is allowed to smash into the other competitors. The more smash-ups the better. Usually the cars are reinforced by the owners in order to survive as many rammings as poss thereby staying in the race. Adding the word "kamikaze" gives the meaning a much more dangerous edge, and means that the competitors don't mind if they are killed. So, that's the scenario for a Kamikaze Demolition Derby. (This meaning is for the purposes of conveying a situation in a hopefully humourous manner, but of course no such type of race exists in reality.)
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.

Yes, it really did happen the other day. You know who you are wanker. Hopefully you will start another Kamikaze Demolition Derby soon which will cause you to be permanently removed from any future competions. Fuckwit.

by Missy M September 06, 2005

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Describes someone who is spoken of as attractive, but outside the context of a roller derby bout they are fair to slightly below average in appearance. Due to the limited options available, and the preponderance of rather rotund and portly players, any female who is under 145 pounds shoots up in rating, disproportionate to their actual attractiveness.

Occasionally occurs after sleeping with a derby girl, and then seeing her when you are sober, the next morning.

Refers to the overly hyped appearance of badly tattooed females who would not make the cut to be aspiring Suicide Girls.

"Wow Suzy Streetrod is really cute."

"Nah, I ran into her in a bar last week, and she has a face that can stop a clock. She is just derby hot."

by RickDeckardofCards October 01, 2009

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